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17 May 2026 18:58:09
Simple as this Spurs get a draw against Chelsea, we are relegated.

17 May 2026 19:25:58
Yup. Blown it too many times by not turning up to big games.

Time to start rebuilding. If we could keep hold of Taty, Kante, Sougassa, Hermandsen, and KWP, it's a start with a half-decent spine to the team.

17 May 2026 20:32:02
Hermandson is garbage, Phil. We will have problems in the summer. We still have JWP and Cornet on the books, and the young uns will need to step up.

17 May 2026 22:06:15
Don't forget Killman, as all other CBs will be off.

17 May 2026 22:15:52
And Fulkrug.

17 May 2026 18:23:36
Appalling defence, just in a dream slow motion defending.

Newcastle are nothing special, lost for words.

WH are playing like their mid table, you have to ask yourself the question. Do we deserve to stay up?

On this performance definitely not Joyfull.

17 May 2026 18:58:59
3-0 Wow, we are dreadful. Summer rebuild needs to start now for the Championship, because Wolves and Burnley already have a leg up on us.

If Nuno isn't staying (and, to be honest, why should he), who takes over? Scott Parker?

17 May 2026 19:17:13
There have been a couple of players really trying, Summerville and Tatty, but our so called talisman Bowen has been absolute dogs**** and he ain't alone.

17 May 2026 20:07:50
Hammer, why should Bowen be singled out & shoulder the responsibility because he's been so fantastic for us in so many games since he's been with us, but as you rightly say he ain't alone, Manager is responsible for s*** defensive tactics especially when we've had the upper hand & leading in many games. 😡😡😡⚒⚒⚒

17 May 2026 22:15:31
Chelmsford, you are right, without doubt regarding the manager. We lost it today, and it was totally down to his nonsensical team selection and set up. But I was very disappointed with JB's performance today and over the last month or so. My feeling is he is carrying an injury, but has been playing through it. Wilson was poor, but that was down to him being played as a lone striker.

That was never going to work; he had to have a partner. Bowen has, by and large, been one of our most consistent performers through thick and thin. I'm not trying to blame it all on him, but of late he has been poor. He is one of our only game changers, and when he goes missing, it's noticeable. Just my opinion.

17 May 2026 22:44:40
I agree, Hammer-D.

17 May 2026 17:56:42
We’ve bottled this. Really fancied us today when I saw line-ups. Need to go 442.

17 May 2026 18:24:41
Not arf. In a game like this, he plays one up front and 3 central defenders. This should have been a winnable game, but he has blown it big time.

17 May 2026 19:35:40
Yep, absolutely shocking tactics. Should have been 4-4-2 today. Nuno blew it! Bowen was also absolutely awful today. Where was the leadership? Instead, he preferred to hang out on the right wing, watching everybody else. It was a game for our big players today, and they failed us all! Championship football next season, and wholesale changes from top to bottom, methinks.

17 May 2026 20:06:28
Agreed, Dabber, time to clear out the entire club from top to bottom.

17 May 2026 09:10:55
Well the day is here and I’m on my way, realistically nothing less than a win will do, and as we all know, we are not in control of our own destiny.

All we can hope is give it 100%. And somehow the cards fall for us.

Im not expecting them too, we haven’t had any luck at all this season, very little has gone our way.

The first 21 games under Potter is the inescapable reason why we are here today.


Que Sera Joyfull.

17 May 2026 14:11:45
Potter contributed heavily to our current position, but Nuno also has to shoulder the blame. His ridiculous team selections on occasions, his defensive tactics, and poor in-game management have thrown away precious points which could have saved us. Added to our incompetent transfer dealing, it's been an uphill struggle from day one.

17 May 2026 14:55:43
I make you wrong, Moanlegs. I blame Glenn Roeder.

17 May 2026 17:14:29
Nuno has had 30 games this season, can't really blame Potter and what happened last year, yes there are other factors, but no doubt Nuno has contributed to our current position, and, as Tin says, weird team selections and negative tactics.

We really need to go at this today. 3 points is a must.

17 May 2026 17:49:04
That was such a soft goal. He has to play a back 4, not a back 5.

17 May 2026 18:13:45
Turned it off at 2-0, Hammer. s- pass out by Hermandson. 😡 😡 Why the -- can't he bloody kick the ball upfield. 😡 😡 How Soucek got away with that handball in the box, I do not know. Cert pen for me! Spuds must be laughing their socks off. 😡 😡 ⚒ ⚒ ⚒

17 May 2026 17:51:47
IronGeez,
Under normal circumstances I just ignore your childish posts, but on this occasion you have excelled your ignorance with your pathetic personal campaign against me. No matter what his record as a football coach, Glenn Roeder was a fine man who was diagnosed during his tenure as WHU manager in 2003 with a brain tumour.

A condition which eventually took his life many years later after a courageous battle to regain his health, You should be ashamed of yourself.

17 May 2026 18:53:13
You're a total weirdo Moanlegs. We all know what i'm talking about, to use that and twist it like that. You are toxic.

17 May 2026 19:06:12
how you can call someone toxic when you make no point whatsoever is frankly bizarre to be honest

17 May 2026 23:36:06
I think it's plain for all to see who the twisted one here is.

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11 May 2026 22:27:15
My mate just called the end of season like this -
Chelsea beat Spurs
We beat Newcastle
We are 1 point ahead.

Last game of season, Spurs are beating Everton and we are drawing with Leeds until 92nd minute when Bowen smashes in a winner!!!

Let's hope so. All we can do is win our last 2 games and hope for the best.

12 May 2026 06:59:14
One more bit of good news that may have passed by unnoticed, at least Millwall ain't getting promoted. 😀 They always bottle it at the play-offs. That's not to say we won't be playing them next season.

12 May 2026 14:01:43
We will be. 🙈 🙈 🙈 🙈

12 May 2026 15:29:15
ChrisB05, Think your mate read too many Roy of the Rovers comics as a kid. 🤣 He should put a tenner on those results coming good, would see him a few quid to the good. 👍 If only. 🤞
COYI. ⚒⚒⚒⚒

12 May 2026 18:17:31
I still think we are gonna win our last 2, Chelmsford. I have got our last 3 results right, but I doubt my run will continue. I think a lot depends on Everton and Chelsea, and if they have anything to play for, and obviously us getting results.

12 May 2026 18:41:13
HammerD, I love your optimism, mate. I really do. 👍 & why not? Anything can happen, it all depends on your opponent's position in the final part of the season. I have resigned myself that we are now down, so nothing can be worse, but my daughters are distraught at the thought of relegation & still think we'll stay up, I don't!
Spurs, imo, have a far better squad but COYI.

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13 May 2026 16:05:16
I think we missed a huge opportunity at Brentford. Ok, we can look at the entire season, but that one weekend swung the pendulum for Spurs, who were low on confidence, couldn't defend, couldn't score, and had injuries to key players.

They went to Villa and won, and that was the catalyst for them. I think they'll beat Chelsea and Newcastle will beat us.

13 May 2026 16:20:33
Bloody hell, mate. Could you be any more negative? We've played better in the last 2 games than Tottenham have, despite the losses. Plenty of Newcastle fans are hoping they lose on Sunday. Tottenham, alongside Liverpool, have stopped them spending the money.

13 May 2026 18:44:24
Mac, I think most teams seem to have a snobby attitude to teams like Brentford. We seem to look at them through the lens of history. They are a bloody good side and a well run club with a good manager.

We were unlucky the first half, but got battered the second half, and I think overall it was a fair result and a fair reflection of our relative positions.

14 May 2026 09:35:26
I was speaking to a Spurs fan yesterday who said he thinks they are in the poop. He thinks we'll win both our games and they'll struggle to get a point from both of theirs. We have to remain optimistic until it's mathematically done, Mac...